21, male. My favorite TV shows include Eureka, Stargate, Arrested Development, Futurama, The Walking Dead, and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, but...

 

theshitpostcalligrapher:

the-penandthe-sword:

eternahasgoodmanners:

papillion-de-nuit:

quadrell:

marshmallowfrootloops:

covertplantigrade:

subtly-shakespearean:

the-start-of-something8059:

i threw a bunch of vines into a shakespearean translator and they’re all great great but this one is definitely my favorite:

“Love looks with the heart, not with the mind, and therefore, Cupid is blind wench. I ain’t nev'r gonna cease loving thee… wench”

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@eternahasgoodmanners

I’m screaming

I love this so much.

@theshitpostcalligrapher I feel like this is up your alley

i’ve been @ ‘d on this post so many times i love it

michelllejones:

coherent people are the worst..like stop making sense for one fucking second. say some nonsense every once in a while. literally so boring if i can understand every word you say like shut up or say some dumb shit i swear to god

cameoapparition:

setauuta:

eternalfarnham:

val-tashoth:

val-tashoth:

Robes are stupid. My sorcerer dresses like Petyr Baelish.

To expand: if you are a mage, dress like a noble. Do not dress like a wizard. Pointy conical hat and sky-blue robes is medieval semaphore for “kill first and with extreme prejudice.” Tailored black silk over cloth-of-gold and studded with rubies says “Harmless, but valuable; ransom if possible or kill last.” 

If you dress like a noble, they’re not going to pay attention as you take a turn or two to back away from the melee and prepare yourself. The ruse is only broken when you reveal yourself, at which point 8d6 fire damage is screaming toward them at Mach Fuck anyway, so no big.

counterpoint: if you don’t get to dress like someone ran a magical thrift shop through a rototiller and frankensteined the pieces back together what’s the god-damned point of being a wizard

The sartorial differences between wizards and sorcerers are on display, I think.

That makes perfect sense, really, since sorcerers don’t generally get a choice about gaining spellcasting abilities and might not want to advertise them 24/7 whereas wizards put a lot of effort into becoming wizards and didn’t spend years in Wizard Grad School just to be low-key about it.

(Source: val-ritz)

cosmictuesdays:

djangodurango:

wizardscience:

my aesthetic is the direct opposite of minimalism and its called clutterbitch

It’s called maximalism and it’s totally a Thing.

@eliciaforever

katswenski:

We all struggle to be a good boy sometimes. 

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