Hello, my name is Wheeler, I'm 18, male, and Quagsire, Heracross, and Aurorus are some of my favorite Pokémon. My favorite TV shows are Eureka and Stargate, but I love a lot of other shows too! If you want to learn anything else, you can always just ask.

 

glasseskiwi:

5eva:

y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple

HORRIFIED SCREAMS

#I THINK THEY MEANT THE DEODORANT COMES OFF IN A NIPPLE SHAPE NOT THE ACTUAL NIPPLE

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(Source: uglygirlsassociation)

commandereyebrows:

sixpenceee:

This is glorious and even thought it doesn’t fit in the range of all the paranormal & science, I MUST share

It works like this: You tell Kitestring that you’re in a dangerous place or situation, and give it a time frame of when to check in on you. If you don’t reply back when it checks your status, it’ll alert your emergency contacts with a custom message you set up.

It doesn’t require you to touch anything (like bSafe) or shake your phone (like Nirbhaya) to send the distress signal. Kitestring is smarter, because it doesn’t need an action to alert people, it needs inaction.

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reblogging because this is seriously amazing.

did-you-kno:

Hitler’s medical records revealed that the dictator “suffered from uncontrollable flatulence.”
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did-you-kno:

Hitler’s medical records revealed that the dictator “suffered from uncontrollable flatulence.”

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art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

karla-world:

I don’t care how hot you are, if your personality is shit your physical appearance automatically means nothing

ahobbitscourage:

do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there

(Source: squintymisha)